The Fans Blog4

Txiki:
My plan is to do exactly what the coach asked.

Pep has said that he wants cracks or nothing...

Well, I will sign nothing!

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elmundodeportivo.es

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Maxwell:
Hello, I'm Maxwell, the new signing, I'm a left back and I come from Inter.

Messi:
Sir, sir, will you take care of me from now on? I miss Sylvinho...

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Pellegrini:
There is no way to make this fit.

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This is the answering machine of Txiki Beguiristain. At this moment, we're on tourist trip in the United States, playing some golf. If you call with respect to some offer for some player or to inform yourself about available players, please leave a message and we'll we'll get back to you after we return. Thank you.

piiiiiii!!

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Casillas:
I'm happy that Eto'o has left, because he was a nightmare for me.

Henry:
We at Barça on the other hand, are totally devastated with the departure of Salgado because he was an easy victim for us.

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cayecaturas.com
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Ribéry:
I fake an injury, I'm not going to training, I've stolen Van Gaal's note-book and I have thrown stink bombs in the office of Bayern's president...

What else do I have to do, don Florentino?

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cayecaturas.com
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Ibrahimovic:
The doctors have calmed me down
and they told me that my hand fracture is evolving positively.

What is also evolving - but negatively - is my backside,
which is becoming flatter every day because of having to sit down during all training sessions.

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cayecaturas.com
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* A 'memori' of the 'doctoris' of Inter *

Ibrahimovic:
I will never forget Inter...

But the ones I will always remember with "much affection" are the doctors who told me that the thing with my hand was only a little bang.

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cayecaturas.com
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Messi:
It's true that Ibra is a huge beast of almost two metres...

But when it comes down to the salary, I am the Yao Ming of the squad.

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cayecaturas.com
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* SPORT: Ibra has 11 tattoos *

Iniesta:
I'm not one of those stars who has tattoos...

But in Fuentealbilla I once put on a sticker

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cayecaturas.com
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Laporta:
Why are the transfers of Madrid imperialistic and ours not?

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Cristiano:

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*Laporta signing the contract to buy Ibrahimovic*


*Laporta sigining the contract to sell Eto'o*

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cayecaturas.com
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Eto'o:
Can somebody please change the music!
I'm fed up with that Coldplay shit!!!

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Cristiano:
One... Two... And Three...
Hala Madrid!!!

Benzema:
One... Two... And Three...
Hala Madrid!!!

The Treble:
One... Two... And Three...
Força Barça!!!

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cayecaturas.com
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Guardiola:
Owwwkay, everyone has arrived, Messi came earlier, the pitch looks fine...
And who are you, the new ball boy of the sports centre?

Henrique:
I'm Henrique.

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Laporta:
Signing the Swede was one of the main objectives...

The other one was to get rid of Eto'o because I can't stand the sight of him anymore.

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cayecaturas.com
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Filipe:
You've also missed the Barça train?

Villa:
I'm an expert in missing trains.

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cayecaturas.com
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